Thereby hangs a tale, no doubt

 Seen on Dean Street..

and round the corner, on Wardour Street:

That time of year again..

 And Limehouse churchyard as floral as ever:

Mirror, mirror on the wall...

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I wonder what their story is....

When the sun came out for a day or two last week, there was (unlike today's grey cold and damp) every encouragement to go for a stroll down the river to the Island Gardens and its café. 

It used to be a utilitarian brick shed, so utilitarian as to be easily mistaken, from a distance, for a disused air raid shelter or public lavatory, although it was apparently built in 1980. Eventually the construcrion turned out to be failing, and someone in the Town Hall decided it needed a complete rebuild. Quite some time and the best part of a million pounds later (from the money property developers elsewhere in tbe borough have to pay up for local improvements), we have a very smart Rotunda, with wrap-around windows - essential for giving customers the best panoramic view of the historic buildings of maritime Greenwich.

Pretending that spring is on the way

 

Not bad for a few quid from the supermarket

That's the trouble with sunlight - it doesn't half show up the windows needing a clean. 

L'Après-midi d'un phone

 The years I've been hoping for an opportunity to use that as a title, though when it came, it wasn't initially the best of moments. 

On a spur-of-a-moment weekend away in Amsterdam, I lost my phone. It was a sickening realisation at the time, but as it happened, I had back-ups -  my old phone to access at least the internet, a separate bank card in a different place, and a helpful hotel reception for the necessary phone calls. It seemed most likely that I had somehow dropped it on a tram: Amsterdam transport authority has an online lost-and-found system, so I could put in a report straight away, even though they wouldn't be checking over any found items till I would be well on my way home on the Monday. 

Sure enough, on the Monday, they posted a photo that looked like my phone, and they sent an email suggesting it matched, so I filled out the claim form with as much identifying detail as I could recall. On Tuesday, they emailed to say it all matched and provided a link to book and pay for it to be delivered back here. And so it was that it came back on Friday, none the worse for its adventures. The wonders of the internet - and the honesty of whoever turned it in!

As for the weekend - well, the weather could have been better. I did manage to take a few photos at the Maritime Museum before the phone went its merry way:

The 18th century royal barge, used for special occasions until the 1960s

Some figureheads

 A foggy Christmas Eve

To the left, to the right

 Nothing to do with politics:

I'm no great football fan, so I've only just noticed (i.e., had thrust into my field of vision on the internet) the party song and dance that's been a thing in the Netherlands for some years, and has been so prominent among their supporters at the European Championships this year - it seems to be everywhere.

Try doing this in the bus queue...

Well, I voted

I’m lucky, my polling station is the primary school over the road, on the short walk I’d make anyway to pick up my paper in the morning, so it’s all done and dusted in a few minutes, first thing. Just a steady trickle of voters at that time, no party tellers outside (though I noticed a stern list of instructions as to what they may and particularly may not do), and the duty police officer was taking her ease in the sunshine at the children’s picnic table.

We haven't exacatly been deluged with electioneering on the ground, in this safe Labour seat. These days, much of the campaigning relies on anything but leaflets and door-knocking in the traditional way - neither of those is easy in entry-phoned blocks like this anyway, except in seats taht one or another party wants to target.

 I believe candidates still get one free delivery by the mail - IF they have the people and/or technology to do the addressing and organising of leaflets. I've had one piece of paper from the Tories, most of it showing their young candidate engaged in all the issues a borough councillor would be dealing with, a little bit denouncing Labour, and not much mentioning the word "Conservative"; and two from Labour, one a generic national leaflet urging "Change", and at the last minute one from the local MP, listing all the things she campaigns on. But her interest seems to be student union style opinionating about her pet causes, and there is discontent within the local party organisation, with accusations of letting her staff isolate her even from her party's own local councillors. But somehow moves to deselect her ran into the long grass when the election was called ​​​​​and the national party HQ backed her (when she wasn't that different from others they have squeezed out), and she's sitting on an unassailable majority.

I've also managed to avoid the shouty debates and discussion programmes on TV. I'm quite happy to get all that from the newspaper the next day, and fully intend to do the same for the results tonight.

So here we are. A snap election campaign that turns out to be as big a mistake for the government as the one in France. It hasn't really shifted the opinion polls much (I see one last minute poll is suggesting that 16 - SIXTEEN! - cabinet ministers might lose their seats), it started with the hapless optics of a drenching in the rain, and ended in the bizarrely desperate:

From this:

to this:

When life gives you...

 

lemons - or so I thought from a quick glimpse at a nearby backyard. Going back for a closer look and some online checking, it appears those long dark glossy leaves don't necessarily belong to anything exotic (for London gardens), but that these may be plain old Golden Delicious apples (golden they may be, but I don't find them particularly delicious).

Speaking of lemons....

in other news, apparently today is being touted as World Gin Day so here's something appropriate to raise a G&T to:

Today, in Echternach

 

This is a special day: to honour St. Willibrord, their patron saint, the people of Echternach in Luxembourg have a procession. 

Only, devotees don't just walk.

They hop.

(All together now:

 It's just a jump to the left
And a step to the right ..)

7227!

Saturday morning, and all organised (for once), computer set up and open at the Albert Hall booking page, ready for opening time to buy tickets for BBC Proms concerts. The clock ticked down the minutes and seconds to 9am - and as it ticked over, up came my position in the queue, randomly allocated (as to everyone else sitting waiting) - yes, it did say 7227.

How many people might be allocated spaces further back, who knows, but when I stupidly managed to open another site in the same window, I'd slipped to 7905 by the time I got back again. That'll teach me.

The people ahead of me were getting through at quite a rate, but even so, an hour or more's wait.... Still, better than queueing on the day for the standing tickets - those days are well behind me now. And I suppose it's worse for the fans of many a big pop performer.

Another day, another museum

 
On my list of places to visit for some years - Strawberry Hill House, a Gothic fantasy of Horace Walpole, politician (his father was our first and longest-serving Prime Minister), writer (he wrote the first Gothic novel and invented the word "serendipity"), connoisseur and collector. 

Surrounded now by the affluent commuter suburb of Strawberry Hill and its comfortable villas from the later 19th and early 20th century, and a university, the house when built was a summer rural retreat from London, with open views down to the Thames. 

Its design and decoration draw on mediaeval inspiration, but it has a lighter feel than the later idea of hefty Victorian Gothic we're much more familiar with, such as St Pancras station: painted wood, plaster and papier maché rather than solid stone and brick.

Starting in the hallway and stair case:

with its skylight drawing the eye to Tudor-style chimneys:

and its stained glass - some re-created as part of more recent restorations, but this Dutch picture of the prodigal son looks convincingly old:

the stairs take one up to the library (plenty of papier maché finials here):

and on to the gallery - Walpole's original collections were largely dispersed over subsequent generations, but suitable copies and replacements give the idea:

The vaulting is of course purely decorative:

Moving on and up, the more private rooms come next - a room intended to give the feel of a mediaeval chapel, though decorated with kings and queens and their heraldic badges, rather than saints and Bible stories:

and on up to Walpole's own bedroom, with windows designed to make the most of the then river view and plenty of fresh air:

And one last domestic item - this bowl was used to keep goldfish in, but sadly proved too tempting to Walpole's cat - it fell in and drowned.

Those election results

In a London-wide election for a single post, where the winner ends up with a personal mandate of nearly two million votes, even the tiny percentages for the also-rans look like respectable totals. So the various independents and groupuscules ended up with votes in the tens of thousands. 

But at least the (let's be tactful) farthest right candidate came second to bottom, some 3700 votes short of Count Binface.

Seen around town

Spitalfields

 

Soho

From the Department of Wouldn't You Just Know It

It appears that our not-so-Beloved Former Mayor and Prime Minister turned up to vote without photoID, the requirement for which was put through Parliament by his own government

Election day is coming

Time to look through the booklet telling us all about the Mayoralty and the London Assembly, the two page spread each mayoral candidate gets to boost themselves, and the lists of candidates for Assembly seats (no promo spots for them, which seems a biti mean, for candidates and voters alike).

 Diamondgeezer's given a concise thumbnail sketch of the mayoral candidates, so all I'll remark on is the number of candidates vying for the "Stop the world, I want to get off" tendency. Apart from the increasingly fissiparous pressure groups within the Conservatives and the ex-UKIP/ex-Brexit/Nigel Farage fanclub ReformUK that the Tories are so afraid of, there are the "I've run a business, so how hard is it to run a city" candidates, the "Social Democratic Party" that looks nothing like the original SDP I joined in - can it have been? - 1981, and the latest incarnation of what we tactfully call the far right. We'll draw a veil over - no, let's not - the actor Laurence Fox, whose name appears in the booklet without any further details, because his team messed up their nomination forms. 

 What pretty well all of those have in common is opposition to the zone where people are charged to drive cars that emit too much muck, despite the repeated legal judgements against the UK for missing international commitments on reducing air pollution - and more urgently, the death of a child from severe asthma brought on by the traffic pollution where she lived. Oh, and despite a £120 million scrappage fund to help people swap older polluting vehicles for newer, cleaner ones. 

 For the Assembly (basically a relatively small scrutiny committee), there's also the Heritage Party - yet another split-off from Reform. Elsewhere on the spectrum are the Communist Party ,(yes, there still is one), the Christian People's Alliance, and the perhaps over-hopeful RejoinEU. The Conservative candidate for Brent and Harrow might need to review the chances of his name being on everyone's lips in future, or at least of wear and tear on typesetters' nerves - Stefan Bucovineanul-Voliseniuc.

This must be my week for being prompted by other people's blogs. Way back in January, Urspo referred to the idea floating around the internet about men's thoughts on the Roman Empire. I can't say I have many, although I went to the kind of grammar school that gave you plenty of Latin (and a low tolerance level for bloody Caesar throwing yet another bridge across yet another river), but seeing that the British Museum had an exhibition on life in the Roman army, it would be foolish not to see it.

Another daunting queue to get up to the security check, though having a timed ticket for the special exhibition got me priority (and when I came out - around noon - there was no queue at all, for whatever that tells you). Once inside, though there was plenty of room for everyone, and separate children's activities which kept the visiting primary school party busy away from the rest of us. 

 There were a few items I have actusally seen before on a visit to Vindolanda - leather shoes and sandals, and some writing tablets (what sounded like the equivalent of the "Colonel's lady" inviting a friend to a birthday party, and a list of supplies to be ordered) but so much more, about recruitment (pretty selective, and it helped to have contacts: also, soldiers had to provide their own arms and armour), training (tough), living conditions (also pretty tough if you were on campaign), health (tricky - disease and poor food were all too common), leisure, and the prospects of survival into retirement rewards (citizenship and pensions). Some of that might not be too different from almost any military, though presumably the Romams were the first that we can see how they systematised it all.

Not the kind of shield the ordinary soldier could afford

Not Mussolini but a military standard featuring the Emperor Galba -
until he met the same fate as Il Duce

Another standard - the "dragon" which also made what was supposed to be a fearsome sound

On campaign: constantly pitching and striking camp with tents made of goatskin and wooden tent pegs

On campaign, poor hygiene and disease were a recurrent problem - here's a portable medicine box

No qualms about enslaving their prisoners (if they took any), or about glorying in booty

Leisure time - gambling (of course) but to prevent cheating the black box is designed to randomise the casting of dice

Opportunities for fun for kids of all ages

 Mr Mago asks, à propos my last, what happened to the organ of Notre Dame in the fire. By coincidence, I've had a good insight into that, from finding a reference to Westminster Abbey hosting a virtual reality exhibition from Paris about cathedral's place in history, the fire and its consequences. 

The good news is that the organ escaped the fire, but not the lead-contaminated dust from the collapse of the roof, nor the water. So there's been a complete dismantling, cleaning, re-assembly and re-voicing. So it will resound again.

Not doing touristy things that often around London, I was a bit surprised by the long queues to enter the Abbey, and by how crowded it felt inside. But then, the last time I was there I was a child, so of course it all felt smaller and - dare I say it - somewhat cluttered.

In fact, they've made room in the roof spaces for more clutter, in the Diamond Jubilee Gallery of incidental artefacts - among them the funeral effigies of a number of monarchs (probably the nearest we'll get to an unprettified portrait of some of them).

As for the Notre Dame display - ingenious (well, it's French, after all): a tablet computer that picks up the code for a particular display and presents you with relevant images and 3D animations from various points in the Cathedral. So you're not all crowding round the same display case, or tied to a particular route or speed through the exhibition.

And I don't need to make a trip to Paris to see it!