...a snapper-up of unconsidered trifles ...
A word to the wise: put down shopping bags before attempting to put on your mask/face-covering.
Today was the second occasion on which I've found myself trying to hang my shopping bag on my ear.
most sensible. I will try to tell as many people as I can in town.
Ha ha!! Yes, that's the sort of thing I do too.Sx
Or if you must, don't buy orange juice, milk, or laundry liquid.